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Diet Like Your Dog

Ben Wann
5 min readDec 30, 2021

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Quick, I need another lazy hack!

Diet Like Your Dog

If your dog or cat is overweight, and you take it to the vet for medical advice, what do you think the doctor would say?

Well, Ben, it looks like Mr.Scruffles here needs to go on the Keto diet. Or, if he’s a picky eater, he would also benefit from the Atkins Diet. Wait, actually, I had another client’s pet do great on the South Beach Diet. If he has a sour tummy, I’d also recommend starting with the Juice Cleanse and then riding Keto out until that little stinky tummy goes away.

If he has a sour tummy, I’d also recommend starting with the Juice Cleanse and then riding Keto out until that little stinky tummy goes away.

No? This isn’t what a medical professional would tell you to do to help your dear pet lose weight?

Then why the F*ck do humans trick themselves with something entirely different when it comes to the yearly ritual of for-profit gimmickry?

If you want Mr.Scruffles to lose weight, it comes down to…. Are you ready??

  1. Walking your pet more (increase exercise)
  2. Feeding them less ( balanced diet)

Let’s talk about the Fad-Diet Mentality

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Ben Wann
Ben Wann

Written by Ben Wann

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