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Mrs. Excel will never be as popular as Miss Excel

Ben Wann
3 min readMay 22, 2022

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Step 1- be hot, Step 2- ???, Step 3- $$$

Worked for her, should work for me, too!

An attractive, white, dancing woman of childbearing age becomes an overnight sensation by dancing on TikTok with an Excel overlay above her. Congrats, you did it.

https://www.insider.com/tiktok-influencer-excel-spreadsheets-viral-miss-video-2021-12

What about the other professionals? It’s not like there is a lack of expertise, male, or female. Many of these people spend years growing their name and skillset, networking, creating in-depth tutorials, helping others with their Excel challenges, etc. The process usually takes years- Miss Excel was awarded an Excel MVP in record time.

What about the professional women who have worked incredibly hard to stand out from a male-dominated field? Should they give up and admit they’ll never become as popular as her?

Anyone except a young white attractive female would not have been able to pull off making it to fame by dancing.

To beat her, I should hire a model who knows nearly nothing but Excel but will have incredibly generous cleavage and an almost unrealistic, chest-to-hip-to-waist proportions. Maybe I will host the training on YouPorn. Have her flirt with the audience.

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Ben Wann
Ben Wann

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